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Thursday 15 December 2022

Official Announcenent

 After months of inactivity and uncertainty i think its time to make this official announcement.  


i have officially retired from writing captions and stories.

i tried to come back a few times and just no longer have the creative energy or passion i used to have.

if you ever want to commission or talk to me my discord is open to all

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but in terms of blog this is farewell

Tuesday 23 August 2022

Orgy


 

Irish Milf


 

Morning Surprise


 

Surprise


 

Baby Shopping

 


contest entries

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by Dfdcdd on discord



Jennie stjohn



And Jessie stjohn

Both very beautiful both very smart

In there on way.

And they both love the same person that person is me. I on the other hand wholeheartedly love only one of them and that is Jennie I have love my whole life. And so does she. And because of this  Jessie envied her so much. So much so that she is welling to do anything just to have me. 

Unbeknownst to anyone she has been secretly studying the acult and trying to find away to have me. She have tried so many times to do so and some of them have worked for a very short amount of time. But everytime it does my love for Jennie always finds a way to cure me. All the potion all the spell all of it just suddenly stops everytime I saw her.i guess what they say about the power of love is true it can cure almost everything.

For years we haven’t heard anything from her and we are now engaged to be married in a month. When out of nowhere Jennie showed up crying asking for forgiveness from her sister stating that she terminally ill and only has a month to live and she doesn’t want to leave these places with a heavy heart. 

Jennie of course loves her sis so much in spite of all the things she did to her she had forgiven her wholeheartedly. And to show how sincere she is in asking for forgiveness she give Jennie a and earing without a pair and ask her if she could wear it until she can find the other pair. Jennie of course loves her sister so much that she is welling to look like a joke wearing only piece of earing. 

During that time towards our wedding my soon to be wife was on cloud nine because everything is running smoothly she and her sister is always bonding there parents have forgiven her and have been spending more time with her. Except for the time that my soon to be wife losses consciousness. Everything is great.

The wedding day arrive and everything is perfect except for the one thing Jessie illness has turned for the worst we  decided to postpone the wedding but she insisted that we went through with it. And give my wife the other part of the earrings my wife accepted it and decided to do the wedding she watch it live on her tablet on the hospital. Everything went smoothly.

After the reception we went straight to our hotel sweet to spend our first night together on our way up my wife suddenly past out I got scared but she woke up before we reached our floor her face is now back to normal we spent the night in our room full of love and lust the following day we went on our month-long honey moon.

When we returned from our vacation we were saddened to hear that that Jessie has past away. She was so sad to hear the news that she spent the whole day in her grave. Days turned to weeks turned to months and then suddenly she’s back and ask me set down because she has something to tell and she said that it is both good news and bad news

The good news is she pregnant. And the bad news is she’s not really Jennie. She said she didn’t min for this to happen. She said while crying I went to her to consult her and told her I already knew. She was surprised by what I said and ask me how I know. I said during the time that she spent on the grave of her sister a video message from Jessie arrive and I watch it in the video she told me who she really is and that she is not angry with her sister but wants me love her just like I did her 

I was angry at first but remembered her last words. Maybe she’s right maybe I should give her sisters love a chance. So now we have been together for 5 long years and waiting for baby number 2. 


by author SANE WRITING









BY AUTHOR PEPEZAP

 (alisson)

 (brie)



By Author https://celebstgcaptions.blogspot.com/?m=1

Match Making Mermaid

Larissa was at the beach on vacation with her sister named Amy and her sister’s husband named Brandon. Larissa sat on her beach towel in a yellow bikini with black and red stripes waiting for Amy and Brandon to leave the hotel room. While sitting on her towel Larissa was starting to feel sad. Every time she looked around Larissa saw a couple in love having the best time of their lives. Larissa hadn’t been married since her divorce last year and missed being married. The woman wanted to be in love with someone again. Unfortunately, the only man she currently had a crush on was Brandon who was married to her friend Amy. Larissa wished she was married to Brandon instead of Amy. 

Meanwhile, there was a magical mermaid in the ocean who was responsible for making sure everyone on the beach was happy. The mermaid could sense that someone on the beach was sad by using her mermaid magic and found out it was Larissa. The mermaid felt bad for Larissa and decided to give Larissa her wish. 
Larissa’s height shrunk going from 5 ft 7” to 5ft 3”. Larissa’s hair color changed from light brown to dark brown. Then, Larissa’s eye color changed from green to brown. Larissa’s lips plumped up and gained a voice with an English accent. After that, Larissa’s nose and ears changed size and shape. Then the rest of Larissa’s facial features changed to look like Amy’s. Larissa’s arms and hands got shorter and gained pink nail polish. Larissa’s body got smaller and gained weight going from 125.6 to 160 pounds. The size of Larissa’s waist shrunk down to 25 inches. Also, Larissa’s hips decreased giving Larissa a hip size of 34 inches. Larissa’s breasts got smaller changing from c cups to 34 inch b cups. Next Larissa’s legs and feet got smaller while gaining pink nail polish. Lastly, Larissa’s outfit changed from a yellow bikini with black and red stripes to a black bikini with sunglasses. Larissa looked in her pocket mirror to see a reflection of Amy and wondered what happened. While Larissa was looking in her mirror the mermaid used her magic to make Brandon appear on the beach. Brandon thought Larissa was Amy and started to make out with Larissa. Larissa was going to tell Brandon to stop but the more he kissed her the more she liked it and started to kiss back. Brandon kissed Larissa on the lips and started to caress her hair.Then Brandon stopped caressing Larissa’s hair and started to play with her boob in one hand and her vagina in the other. The two decided to go back to the hotel room and have sex. 


Meanwhile, Amy was in the hotel room getting ready to go to the beach in a black bikini with sunglasses when her body started to change. Amy’s height grew from 5 ft 3” to 5ft7”. Amy’s hair color changed from dark brown to light brown. Then, Amy’s eye color changed from brown to green. Amy’s lip plumped up and gained a voice with an Irish accent. After that, Amy’s nose and ears changed size and shape. Then the rest of Amy’s facial features changed to look like Larissa. Amy’s arms and hands got longer and gained orange nail polish. Amy’s body got bigger and lost weight going from 160 to 125.6 pounds. The size of Amy’s waist got bigger, growing to 26 inches. Also, Larissa’s hips increased giving Larissa a hip size of 35 inches. Amy’s breasts got bigger changing from b cups to c cups. Next, her legs and feet got smaller while gaining orange nail polish. Lastly, her outfit changed from a black bikini with sunglasses to a yellow bikini with black and red stripes. Amy went to her bathroom mirror to see she had become Larissa. 
Amy was wondering why she looked like Larissa when Larissa and Brandon entered the room while making out. Amy told them to stop and that she was the real Amy. Larissa fessed up and explained that she was sad on the beach because she saw the other couples having fun and wanted a partner too. Larissa also told them that she always had a crush on Brandon and wanted to be with him so something must have happened to cause Larissa and Amy to swap bodies. Eventually, all three agreed that it was stupid for one guy to like one girl and that Brandon should have both. The three of them decided to have a three way with Larissa and Amy making out and playing with each other first to arouse Brandon. Then the three of them started to make out and have sex. Brandon would have his dick in both women and when he got tired he would watch Amy and Larissa make out and lick each other’s pussy. Ten years later and they are still having sex with each other. 


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Sunday 14 August 2022

Pregnant Teacher


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Wedgie


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The Security Guard

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Beach Exchange


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Pink Goo In The Pool


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Green Light On A Saturday


 

New Job


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The Wedding


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Capturing A Freakout


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Sisters Mirror


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Wednesday 10 August 2022

a message

 a message to all writers who see this

contact me on discord scotishjoker1#6808

i have a challenge for u with a reward 

Thursday 21 July 2022

whats going on ?

 yes im retired if u saw the last post youd have seen my goodbye


if you still want captions ive decided to keep my discord going and you can commission or trade me on there

or maybe write me something since that never happens to me anymore

i dont really have much else to say tbh i will be on discord and will answer any questions there


SJ

Sunday 17 July 2022

Push Through It


 goodbye forever

Picture Editing


 

The Barricade


 

Having Some Fun At The Show


 

Pool Bed


 

Jerking To My Girlfriend


 

Excited


 

Fun Backstage


 

Random Match


 

The Magic Mirror IN The Gym


 

The Woman


 

Cleaning The House


 

2k


 

Weird Feelings


 

Thoughts


 

Cursed Wedding


 

Smacking Her Ass


 

Pushing Myself


 

Girlfriends Shoes


 

Old Matches


 

Activating Mirrors


 

Energy Drink


 

Diversity IN The Office